Today I had the scare of my life! I went outside in my backyard to water my garden. I wasn't anywhere near any spiders......or so I thought. All of a sudden I felt something under my shirt. I naturally looked down my shirt to see what it was and I found this.
It was on my BARE chest that wasn't covered by my clothes! AHHHHH! I had been violated by a spider! What a perverted little spider! I was outside so I obviously couldn't take off my shirt. I was so scared I grabbed at my skin and shirt trying to get it off me. I then tried to brush it off as fast as I could, ran into the house all while stripping down to my birthday suit. As I examined my clothes and my body I realized I was safe. It was nowhere to be found although I did discover a welt I gave myself from where I tried to grab the gosh darn thing.
EEEEEWWWWW! GROSS!
I think I need a shower. I have a major case of the heebee jeebees now!
EEEEEWWWWW! GROSS!
I think I need a shower. I have a major case of the heebee jeebees now!
6 comments:
Is that the actual spider that was on you??? I got the heebie jeebies just reading that. Yuck! You're brave, I think I would have started stripping while I was running towards the house...
That would totally have freaked me out. I'm pretty sure I would have striped right then and there in front of all our neighbors.
man, i HATE spiders. that is so sick.
Sorry, but that's just funny. I would probably have done something similar.
Ew sick. That is horrible! I hate those.
Nasty!!!!
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